I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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