i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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