But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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