hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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