Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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