You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Holy shit dude........stairs
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