i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened