question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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