God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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