Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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