he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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