Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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