My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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