I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Enjoy the penises
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
