We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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