Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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