No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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