My friends, they love my intelligence
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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