I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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