I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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