they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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