I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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