I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I smell like Dick and happiness
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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