try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
These tits shall not be calmed
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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