If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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