small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
