Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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