so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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