this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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