i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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