I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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