"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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