If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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