He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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