that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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