I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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