i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol