I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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