Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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