i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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