There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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