i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
