At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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