Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
there is puke in my bra ... again
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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