so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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