I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
50% drunk capacity currently
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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