But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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