been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
