I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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