Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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