dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
