You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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