There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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